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iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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fricksatmywindow: my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
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assiest: life is full of little surprises, for example: ‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’ truly amazing
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people-should-all-be-onions: mydarlingangelgabriel: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE #why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
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hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
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